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Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets
Released: April 17, 2020
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Track Listing
21 items
- 1Mashed into an Unrecognizable Pulp3:35
- 2Forced to Eat Moldy Granola2:09
- 3Rapid Formation of Mold1:52
- 4Burned by Hot Popcorn Steam0:53
- 5Gored by a Dinosaur Skeleton That Came to Life at the Museum1:40
- 6Impaled by Elephant Tusks2:01
- 7Shitting in Joel Oalsteen's Mouth2:40
- 8Choking on Unchewed Food1:57
- 9Pushed Down an Elevator Shaft1:03
- 10Rotten Curdled Milk Spraying from the Mouth of the Wizard1:55
- 11Bubbling Liquefied Innards Simmering in a Cast Iron Cauldron1:31
- 12Plastered in Unicorn Feces2:00
- 13Ruined Food0:02
- 14Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets2:10
- 15Shut Your Kid Up1:16
- 16Gurgling Vomit from the Mouth of an Engorged Walrus2:34
- 17Dismembered by Mossy Elk Antlers1:22
- 18Shove Christmas Up Your Ass2:32
- 19Torn to Shreds by Eagle Talons1:20
- 20Formed into Meatloaf1:37
- 21Barbecue7:14
Episode Appearances
2 items
- Metalheads Podcast Episode #104: Top 25 Metal Albums 2020 Midyear Part 2
Episode 104 · July 21, 2020 · Top 25 Metal Albums 2020 Midyear · Matt
- Metalheads Podcast Episode #101: featuring Temple of Void
Episode 101 · May 5, 2020 · What We’re Listening To · Brent
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